ZOMG So yesterday,

i followed GLR!!! GLR was in the teal/green pig car, and i was in the Jeep, and like, woah, cuz i did not lose dat grrl 4 un sec. I NO RITE?!?!?!?! SO good.

A couple of times, though, i thought i was gonna rear-end her, cuz she kept stopping short and making sharp turns and stuff, but don’t worry, because i totally kept on right behind her!

I’m totally baller and following people in their cars.

"She’s totally asking for it. Look at her. She’s BEGGING to get graped. Look what she’s wearing!"

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People keep asking me if i miss my bud, and i’m all, you know i do, son! But really i’m more like “yeah, totally.” And, “i actually didn’t expect this so much, ya know?”

And especially in that class we share together, cuz now other people want to talk to me because i’m not engaged talking to Gee on the regular. Ugh. Lyk, no, u guise.

averageshark:

You know how in Mean Girls, when Cady confesses to writing the Burn Book, everyone hates her? How was nobody like, “how can you have these old yearbook pictures and know all these things about us when you’ve only been here for a year?”

 YES. THIS.

God i love plotflaws.

millarca:

Basically.

 Lazer cats = my spirit animal

millarca:

Basically.

 Lazer cats = my spirit animal

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averageshark:

Dr. Acula - Shocker On Shock Street

I have this whole CD on in hopes that it will scare all of the stinkbugs out of my room.  I heard they don’t like grindcore.

 UGH Stinkbugs were everywhere this week. And they were just so bold, too, climbin’ all up on shit an’ shit! Like, get outta here, ya bug.

I am so excited for those “get to know you” questionnaires tomorrow.

#mostly because i am so interesting

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Goin’ out

Did my makeup for the first time in… months. And i mean, like eye shit and lip shit. Which, for me, translates to ALL OUT, MAN.

Dinner (+ steak + fries) + texting GLR

(That was tonight’s equation.)

averageshark:

whudduptarakay:

fuckyeahkissing:

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Totally just re-watched this movie.  The best.

averageshark:

whudduptarakay:

fuckyeahkissing:

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Totally just re-watched this movie.  The best.

averageshark:

I think Logan from Big Time Rush is attractive and I am not afraid to admit it.

 Yeah, maybe i could see it. If i squint. And if he wasn’t doing that weird thing with his mouth-parts.

averageshark:

I think Logan from Big Time Rush is attractive and I am not afraid to admit it.

 Yeah, maybe i could see it. If i squint. And if he wasn’t doing that weird thing with his mouth-parts.